if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done
Mexican girls are everything
I’m prouder of this than I should be
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
I have like 4 😂😂😂
The besssttttttt aha
Shiit, Mexican blankets are like, an inch and a half thick. Don’t need no fucking comforter or none of the shit white people use on their beds. All you need is a sábana on the mattress, one of these blankets on top to sleep on and another on top of you. Be warmer than the space between a thick woman’s thighs, no lie.
^^ LMAOOO that’s the realest shit that’s ever been written 😂😂😂😂
& una San Marcos para el frío.
I’m so proud of being mexican like….
This the type of shit to make a vato horny.