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Maggie & Azena.
Ghost Adventures in a Nutshell
Aaron: Don't provoke the ghosts
Nick: Don't provoke the ghosts
Everyone else: Don't provoke the ghosts
Zak: lol

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

scrapes:

Mexican girls are everything

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

hophigh:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy)

guerinchis:

thequeenshabit:

big-eazy:

thequeenshabit:

primetime93:

I have like 4 😂😂😂

The besssttttttt aha

Shiit, Mexican blankets are like, an inch and a half thick. Don’t need no fucking comforter or none of the shit white people use on their beds. All you need is a sábana on the mattress, one of these blankets on top to sleep on and another on top of you. Be warmer than the space between a thick woman’s thighs, no lie.

^^ LMAOOO that’s the realest shit that’s ever been written 😂😂😂😂

& una San Marcos para el frío.

guerinchis:

thequeenshabit:

big-eazy:

thequeenshabit:

primetime93:

I have like 4 😂😂😂

The besssttttttt aha

Shiit, Mexican blankets are like, an inch and a half thick. Don’t need no fucking comforter or none of the shit white people use on their beds. All you need is a sábana on the mattress, one of these blankets on top to sleep on and another on top of you. Be warmer than the space between a thick woman’s thighs, no lie.

^^ LMAOOO that’s the realest shit that’s ever been written 😂😂😂😂

& una San Marcos para el frío.

yungtapatio:

lil-chingona:

I’m so proud of being mexican like….

This the type of shit to make a vato horny.

Please don’t, above all, plant me in your heart. I grow too quick.
—Rainer Maria Rilke, Sonnets To Orpheus (via mjalt)

(Source: stxxz.us)